Green Day’s reaction to One Direction
Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope
“It is always tedious when someone says that if you don’t stop crying, they will give you something to cry about, because if you are crying then you already have something to cry about, and so there is no reason for them to give you anything additional to cry about, thank you very much.”
I hate when people argue against getting tattoos with the line “it’ll look like crap when you’re older”.
You know what else looks like crap when you’re older?
Coldplay Movie Posters